cat mobile

a vehicleBMW X5 that transports the alpha female cat woman

When driving her cat mobile, Sandy decided her favorite word in the dictionary was unfuckwithable.

by Smollonator December 29, 2016

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017

cat imp

Short for "categorical imperative", Kant's famous term for the foundation of moral philosophy but also applicable more generally, also the name of a small mythical trickster; ie, suggesting the link between "goodness", rigor, etc. and trickery.

"The cat imps of philosophy are constantly shifting."
"This view suggests a new understanding of our cat imp."

by q335r49 June 18, 2013

groovy cat

1. One who is exceptionally excellent.

2. One who performs some outstanding task.

Person 1: Watch out, there are traps ahead in this instance.
Person 2: Nah, I already disabled everything in this dungeon.
Person 3: Nice job, groovy cat!

by Yareb October 15, 2011

creep cat

When a man goes down on a women and he is damn creepy about it. He usually looks like a sad puppy dog and doesn't really know what to do or what you like. Creep cats can be spotted just by looking at them! Creep cats often have strange strangely beards, but are not limited to men with bad beards. The term "creep cat" comes from the fact that he is creepy and he is licking your pussy, aka cat.

It has not been confirmed as to whether women can be said creep cats.

Stacy said "Joe is not a creep cat!"
Rachel said "Well when you get him into bed, you can prove me wrong. But I can tell just by looking at him that that man is a creep cat."

by lilianfoster October 23, 2011

Cat Way

A sex act between two men involving them simultaneously penetrating one anothers anus with their penis, similar to "scissoring".

Billy is so felxible! We were even able to do it cat way!

by Mally O'Malley December 11, 2021

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021