“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
Get the French Cannon mug.Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.
by HookerHuey June 9, 2024
Get the Cocaine cannon mug.Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
Get the Afro Cannon mug.Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
Get the Old-School German Cannon Battle mug.When you insert orbeezes into your cute cubsy and you proceed to fill it up until max capacity. Then you top it off and seal up the butt cheeks. Once necessary, release the seal and let the Cubsy Cannon do its work!
by Jelly in a Jarr July 15, 2024
Get the Cubsy Cannon mug.Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.
by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025
Get the Slipper-Cannon mug.It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
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