death cancer 

Noun. The kind of cancer that kills you. Death cancer is easily distinguished from other types of cancer because it causes death.

1. Bitch would have survived, but she had that death cancer.

2. Death cancer has been shown to cause symptoms of death in those that have it.

3. Do not take Cialis if there is a family history of death cancer.

death cancer by Please call me Marvin March 3, 2016

Urbandictionary Cancer 

When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.

I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.

Urbandictionary Cancer by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017

soul cancer 

When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.

"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"

soul cancer by User666999 February 16, 2017

Throat Cancer 

Batman does not have it, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

Batman: I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER *punch*

Throat Cancer by ParadiseHunter October 5, 2008

Bieber Cancer

Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.

"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"

"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."

"Dear God, what happened?"

*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"

Bieber Cancer by Moris the Dinosauris March 8, 2011

The Cancer  

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

The Cancer by Nodako March 13, 2008

anal lung cancer 

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

anal lung cancer by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004