Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
by Nairnia February 4, 2021
Get the This shit cumsmug. When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.
"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."
"Ouch! How'd it go?"
"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."
"Not good then?"
"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
"Ouch! How'd it go?"
"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."
"Not good then?"
"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012
Get the Cum hummug. A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.
Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.
by Pig_owned July 18, 2018
Get the cum goddessmug. "The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)
by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019
Get the The Cum Runmug. by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017
Get the cum flapmug. -Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
Get the Cum Conmug. An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered June 24, 2016
Get the Blackout-cummug.