Blackout crying

When crying is a lot like blackout drinking.

Sorry babe, I don't remember what we fought about, I was blackout crying.

by sysDump July 05, 2018

He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

When Xie Lian witnesses something so absurd he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

When Hua Cheng did 50 backflips and turned into a singular grain of rice, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

by ThyMotherIsAttractive November 18, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Ed

<.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Ed

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

Gisele Frometa Is Nero From Devil May Cry

Gisele Frometa Is Nero From Devil May Cry

Gisele Frometa Is Nero From Devil May Cry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025

Cowboys don't cry

A song made by the popular singer, Oliver Tree

That song Cowboys Don't Cry is a banger

by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022

crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.

“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”

by MoonstoneAlch_ April 07, 2019