Crusty

When a person hasn't showered in so long, that they're hair is pure oil.

1. I'm the crustiest crustle I've ever crusted.
2. I'm so crusty, I can become a pizza.

by Captain_Swan October 10, 2017

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 1, 2024

Crusty

Adjective used to describe someone who is dry and thinks they're cute but really they're the ratchet crusty ugly ugly nasty hoes

OMG BECKY LOOK AT CRUSTY SARAH

by GEEGEEMARMARLMAOUVRUSTYHOE July 19, 2016

Crusty

A slang used to describe something weird or unusual.

Example 1:

Jamal: In our school the plates are just plates with no edges.
Mats: Bro, that's crusty!

Example 2:

Jamal: Woah! why does he sit on his roof instead of the balcony?
Carl: I think he likes the view better from up there.
Jamal: Damn, that's crusty!

Example 3:

Bob: Do you see what I see?

Ronald: Haha, is that guy swimming with his feet first?

Bob: I think so, but why is it working?

Ronald: I don't know, but it's really crusty!

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

by TSmTheArrow August 18, 2016

crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016