Cooked

A word that can be used to describe someone or something in a negative way , usually used for people after them completing an unsuccessful action

Ex.1
-"Bro this girl has left me on delivered for 72 hours"

-"Yeah you're cooked"

Ex.2
-"my mum found the penjamin hidden under my pillow"

-"you're so unbelievably cooked"

by RastaMouse23 April 23, 2024

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

by Adam119 February 17, 2025

Ashton Cook

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!

by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017

Andy Cook

A teenage boy whose popular for being a rich, funded by dads cash and his looks.

Are you really taking a photo of your Lambo like that ? Don't do an Andy Cook .

by sellmyself November 22, 2015

cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

by GueellBoy March 5, 2019