no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

Wandering chimes collector

A bitch

Did you see Wandering chimes collector? What an iconic hoe

by randomperson12345678 September 11, 2017

The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.

Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.

by Tasty Stew September 9, 2018

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018

Hector the collector

Hector the collectors are usually gay and get no women at all. The spend their days eating dick and acting like faggots. They kiss boys and are most likely unsuccessful in everything. They also like hairy buttholes and fat cocks and suck them 24/7

Hector the collectors suck dick

by Jordanthelegend May 19, 2019

Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.

I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.

by thatgirlana June 1, 2019

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019