Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

by Purinse March 19, 2024

condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.

I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.

by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023

Condom mud

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse

Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.

by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018