Its a deal breaker sign that the person you are dating is not your "one". You will recognize a Canada Joke because:
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.
Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.
Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
Me: He picked me up for the first time and I saw he had Ani DiFranco and Indigo Girls CDs in his car. I am so not going out with him again. What a pussy.
My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.
Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.
Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
by Azerifilly March 1, 2010
Get the Canada Jokemug. shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
by Operandus February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.
3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
Me: You should get her Canada's History!
2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN
3) Who cares?
by KHenning February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.
by kabum February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.