Blind Helicopter

For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.

Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!

by Steven/Mitch October 13, 2008

brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

blindie

Combines black and indie. Basically, a black hipster. Can be found anywhere hipsters normally hang out.

With funky gladiator sandals, turquoise jeans, black American Apparel v-neck, colorful scarf, and her iPod blasting Bloc Party, Sasha is an official Blindie.

by Tperks April 26, 2008

Blind Faith

When the ghosts of atheists, agnostics, or nominal believers who had their lives cut short by the pandemic on earth would still visit their place of worship every week or month to pray for themselves and their loved ones, while they are waiting in transit for the outcome of their eternal home.

Dave’s spirit, who was rekindled by blind faith, would show up on the first and fifteenth days at the temple to pray for the gods and goddesses of good health and prosperity to bless his siblings and schoolmates, and sometimes even for his bosses-turned-bullies.

by MathPlus March 18, 2022

Blind Melon

to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.

They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.

by bootyfaceheadbutt September 3, 2005

Color Blind

Being part of that awesome group of people who are alone in being able to truly appreciate things like rainbows, acid trips , and tie-dye

"Why do you like that shirt so much?"
"You don't understand... I'm Color Blind"

"How is it that you colored the sun green, the ocean purple, but managed to get the rainbow perfect?"
"I'm color blind"

by Diabetic Color-Blind April 4, 2009

Bindu

In its historical context, the root word Bindu orginates from an Indian concept that explains the creative potency of anything where all energies are focused; the dot (also called tilaka) worn on the forehead as indicative of the third eye.
However, in its post-modern usage, to be a Bindu one must embrace the following characteristics:

1. To perform a double-ring without success and continuing to do so on numerous occasions.

2. No matter what anyone asks you, reply “Okay.”

3. When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, “I think my phone is ringing” and leave.

4. To change established plans an hour before execution.

More to come shortly...

Telephone conversation:

"Hello"

Yes."

"I have someone coming in an hour, can you assist him?

"Um...it would be nice to know about this a little sooner..."

Comment to colleagues/self: I can't believe he did that! What a Bindu!"

by Isir Isse August 16, 2007