Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
by LeftTwixBar222222 November 08, 2022
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
by SpiLLsHirE November 19, 2020
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl December 30, 2017
Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
by Hdog99 October 17, 2014