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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Battle Loyal

When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!
Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.

Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal
by DrFlow July 8, 2023
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Sammy Battle

Awesome Guitarist for the band Dive Bella Dive. Loves furbies and gameboys and making noise with them . He wears awesome chlothes and has the most badass hair you will ever see. he is a genius and can make anything . he is cool.
"You know Sammy Battle is ?"
"hell yeas. i love his hair. "
by anomous888 October 26, 2012
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battle cats

a retarded cartoon game degens play (the age of them ranges from 5 to 14, with 99.69% being 5~12), everyone are tre trau and cant grow the fuck up for once (also underage on discord LLLLLL)
"i play battle cats it is a cool game"
- every retarded degens that are stuck on their 2008 level
by slugma218 August 7, 2022
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The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023
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battle vest

(Noun, Related; see "Battle Jacket")

A denim vest, particularly one worn by fans of metal music (colloquially refered to as "metalheads").

The distinction between a battle vest and a regular denim vest is that a battle vest will have patches sewn on indicating which bands the metalhead enjoys listening to. A battle vest may also include studs and/or spikes, however this is not a requirement to be deemed a "battle vest".

Many metal fans will wear these as a sign of dedication to their favorite bands, and as a calling card to fellow metalheads in public spaces; most notably, concerts and festivals. However, you may occasionally find a metalhead in the wild wearing their vest for common daytime activities, such as grocery shopping, or mowing their lawn.

While the vest may make someone appear intimidating, it should be noted that most metalheads are very sociable and amicable people, who simply want to use extreme fashion as a form of self-expression. In addition, most metalheads appreciate other genres of music as well, so don't be surprised if you hear them talking about their favorite rappers or jazz artists too!
"Whoa, did you check out that dude's battle vest?"

"Yeah man, He's got Gojira and Opeth patches sewn on there. He has some damn good taste!"
by Ceaig69420 August 8, 2024
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Brazilian Dance-Battle

Do you wanna Brazilian dance-battle
by Shea monster December 6, 2022
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