eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

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South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.

Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back

by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014

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all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015

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Alien trumpet basket

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.

"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."

by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019

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Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team

Gatewood (pronounced “chokewood”) is a highschool basketball team located in chokenton, Georgia. Recently, they were grabbed by the throat and choked in there recent loss to Brentwood in the region tournament. Very tragic.

Example: Think of a choker necklace that gatewood’s girls wear and then think of the Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team. Boom.

by Mr. Alphonzo February 15, 2020

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