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Boldus Buddy

When a Green Bay Packers action figure is used as an anal sex toy.
Example: Hey Chris, clean off your Aaron Rodgers Boldus Buddy! It's got shit stains all over it!
by CBoldus November 21, 2011
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keepin' it buddha

Remaining truthful, peaceful and calm. Keepin' it real, Keepin' it true.
by keepinitbuddha July 9, 2009
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Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*
by RC Michaels December 21, 2010
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budonkadonk

Kessler's budonkadonk needs its own zip-code.
by barb cochran January 27, 2003
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Buddie

1. A Person Who Listens When You Bare Your Soul
2. A Person Who Knows You Inside And Out
3. The Person Who Can Finish Your Sentence For You
4. Who Knows Without Being Told That Your Doubting Your Relationship
5. A Person Who Does Wrong, Apologizes, And Then Takes You Out (Fishing) To Make Up For It
6. The One Person Who Annoys The Hell Out Of You, But You Never Can Get Enough Of
7. The Only Person You Hate Seeing With Another Girl Cause You Don't Think She's Good Enough
8. The Person Who Acts Like Your Brother, Chauffeur, Body Guard, Best Friend, and Sometimes More.
9. The Only One Who Knows When Your Sad, Angry, or Scared, Even When Your Pretending To Be Happy
10. The Only One Who Can Always Make You Smile, Even When Doing Manual Labour.

Also Used As A Nickname
"If you wanna throw down, just remember my buddie has my back"

"Hey Buddie, would you go refill the wheelbarrow for me??"
"Hey Buddie, I need some more in the back"
by tigerlili94 August 8, 2006
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steady buddy

A person that you are "going steady" with. It is used for a mutually exclusive and monogamous relationship without the dreaded "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" title.
"I don't want the shitty connotations of the term girlfriend, but you can be my steady buddy!"

"Have you seen John? Hes been hanging out with his steady buddy an awful lot lately."
by ooberhack3r June 7, 2009
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porn buddy

An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion).
Eric's parents were uninformed of their son's permiscious activities thanks to the porn buddy system.
by my real name December 23, 2003
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