Learning Brick 

It's a brick. You do something stupid, I throw it at you. You learn.

Don't make me employ the learning brick.

Learning Brick by Jebediah Hansworth December 20, 2008

sausage brick 

The moment when you realize that you just lost the game.

Derp saw a rage comic that had sausage brick in it and lost the game when he looked it up.

sausage brick by Ammorn October 25, 2011

Poop Brick 

A large Brick made out of Poop. They are often used to replace real bricks as a prank. For maximum Fun stand on a bridge and drop them on passing cars.

Hey Josh, Lets make another Poop Brick!

Poop Brick by Teh_MuD January 8, 2009

shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.

Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."

shit a gold brick by Dr. Strangehat December 9, 2008

Donkey Brick

Like a {Donkey Punch} only with a brick. This is usually the best way to "convince" a girl to let you do her in the ass.

She was being stingy, so I had to donkey brick her.

Donkey Brick by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

Brio Brick 

The name for a shit after you had just eaten a lot of pasta.
Named Brio Brick due to the fact that Italians drink brio with their pasta and usually the shit the next day is hard like a brick

Tom: damn man last night after we ate that pizza I laid the biggest brio bricks ever.

Brio Brick by eltsac May 15, 2008

mud brick 

A poop. Usually a human poop.

"What!? When did this happen?"
"When you were in the bathroom makin' mud bricks."

mud brick by SeanG October 11, 2006