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this is my vegetarian body

A phrase used by the Grand Cuck Lord, Onision, in his YouTube video 'Me And My Zits (My Vegetarian Body Pt. 1)'. The extract in which he exclaims this phrase can still be seen on most B-list meme pages on Facebook, usually in the form of distortion or ear-rape.
Regular person explaining to another: "Onision exclaimed "This is my vegetarian body" in his video", what a cuck.

Onision: "This is my vegetarian... BODYYYYYYY!!!! *inaudible screaming*"
by Kenno_ January 3, 2017
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full body massage

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.
Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!
by Edman March 6, 2005
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sunday, bloody sunday

A U2 song based on the massacre of bloody sunday. They perform it brilliantly at the Vertigo tour
Sunday, Bloody Sunday was such a good way for U2 to point out the injustice of that day
by Fintan July 5, 2005
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female body

Proof there is a God.

Sometimes reserved for vagina or female breasts.
When I see a naked female body, I'm convinced that there is a God. They're all perfect. They're all different, and all perfect because they are made for men.

Some women choose to enjoy them too.
by forhall October 19, 2010
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bloody sock

When a guy is banging an anal virgin, goes all the way in, then just rips it out as fast as he can. Her anal lining comes out and looks like a bloody sock before slowly going back in.
I was banging this dumb blonde in the dumper and gave her a bloody sock for just being so stupid. She screamed and I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.
by El_stud September 11, 2003
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Beyonce's Body

A female who has the nice shape simular to Beyonce's body shape. Like the girl may have Beyonce'-Thighs
"That girl has a Beyonce's body"!
by Cherry Love May 28, 2006
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body condom

A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.

2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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