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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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Bi-Lexual

**Bi-Lexual**

*-you are only attracted to Lexu, this one particularly no other, you may not contribute to this sexuality if you dont play deepwoken, fnf, dying light, and gpo…. he has many standards dating him, you must be an egirl , orwhat slave, and you must serve him for anything he commands you to do.-*. (Lex. #2499)
I am .Bi-Lexual.
by Bi-Lexual February 12, 2023
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Bi-monogamy

Basically polyamory, but for when a bisexual person prefers only one male partner and one female partner. Once achieved, their polycule feels complete.
Look at Karly in her loving partnership with her husband and her girlfriend! Her bi-monogamy polycule is complete!
by unintelligible gibberish February 17, 2023
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Bi-sauceual

A person that cannot decide between ranch or blue cheese for dipping sauce, so they choose both.
Ashley: "Hey, what type of sauce should I get for your wings? Ranch or blue cheese?"
Patty: "I'll take both."
Ashley: "You can't have it both ways, you're a bi-sauceual."
by CountShaftula March 10, 2023
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Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”
Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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bi-deception

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the method of making an intended mistake to lessen scrutiny, or make something fake feel more real
Guy 1: "-and she faked her artwork! She would often make mistakes to give the illusion its not fake, but it was AI-generated the WHOLE time."
Guy 2: "I've heard. She was using something called "bi-deception."
by ahundredovens June 6, 2023
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bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.
That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.
by Sissrs July 29, 2023
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