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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
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last class

Airline Tickets bought with conditions such as not refundable, no seat guaranteed, last to be seated, no snacks, no luggage allowance, no leg room, no restroom priviliges, no emergency oxygen......... you get the idea.
Excuse me Miss, is my airsickness bag a used one because I am flying last class?
by HeeHawHoosier March 25, 2016
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Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect
I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.
by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017
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last tomorrow ago

Just now or just before now.
Jeff tried knocking on the door for hours before he realized,"Wait,... what am I doing? Knocking was so last tomorrow ago!" Then, Jeff grabbed a couch, and slung it at the door.
by Smith dux Wurd August 3, 2017
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Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
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A Last Night Name

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.
I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name
by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018
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