april 28

national do whatever your boyfriend says

Hey karen you hear what day it is tomorrow April 28, national do whatever your boyfriend says

by TIDDYSUCKER420 April 27, 2020

April 13th 2008

The most beautiful people were born on this day people unlike any others people extra love in their heart people that care more about anybody and anybody else does people that are selfless.

People born on April 13th 2008 are beautiful

by Ryleetheweirdoo May 29, 2020

April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

april 12

understand what women go through too

april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April 24th

National “smack a bitch if needed” day. If anyone tries anything to you, make sure to beat the shit out of them EXTRA hard. Remember, it’s self defense.
Stay safe <3

Someone: “Hey we should hang out on April 24th... It’s national ra-”
You: “-Oh you mean April 24th? That’s national smack a bitch if needed day, and guess what? You’re the bitch.”

And then you smack the hell out of them <3

by idontknowwhyimalive April 23, 2021

April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

by SKU•_•lly April 25, 2021