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Period

Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.
I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.
by Adam Devine January 15, 2021
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period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period
Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
by Treyeful September 15, 2020
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period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
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period

the lesbian equivalence to a cockblock.
lia: hey babe, you free tonight?~
toni: sorry, on my period...
by MinSugaGenius February 28, 2019
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periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.
I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.
by QuacksO October 10, 2019
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womens periods

Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)
“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
Excuse me?”

peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.

womens periods
by @harukisser May 24, 2021
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lyrical period

the period of time between when an artist's album comes out to when the concert is in which you learn all of the lyrics to the songs.
friend1: ready for the concert dood?!
friend2: almost, i'm still in my lyrical period!
by bananasinyourmomspajamas August 22, 2010
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