An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 01, 2021
A group of delinquent fuck boys, who value pussy more than morals. They cherish getting laid more than getting paid. They would rather blame women around them than take responsibility for their own actions. Although if they like you, you’re safe. If they don't, you’re shunned because of their own portentous ignorance. Save yourself and show them how the game is played.
by GoldFlake69 November 30, 2023
Super lit alpha lexa is a annoying kid that put cat tails on the mr. men show characters and claim that they are her OC.
She called 23 people a monkey. She deserved to be aborted.
She called 23 people a monkey. She deserved to be aborted.
Kid: Mom im super lit alpha lexa.
Mom: You are not my daughter.
Brother: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a quest 3 for your reward.
Mom: You are not my daughter.
Brother: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a quest 3 for your reward.
by hihowareyou111 July 10, 2024
Super lit alpha lexa is a child that had to be aborted. She is annoying and calls everyone a monkey.
She's hated by half of tiktoks population
She's hated by half of tiktoks population
Child: Mom, i became super lit alpha lexa
Mom: You are not my son.
Child 2: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a meta quest 3 for your reward
Mom: You are not my son.
Child 2: Mom i killed alpha lexa.
Mom: Heres a iphone 15 pro max and a meta quest 3 for your reward
by hihowareyou111 July 10, 2024
by Dat nigga AB September 16, 2021
if a person describes themselves as an alpha, run in the opposite direction. they're probably incredibly insecure and need to establish their non-existent dominance over people by loudly declaring themselves as 'alphas' in any conversation.
by unfortunatelyabeta November 25, 2019