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Alex

A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.
Alex you fat nonce get your hand out of me you rapist grab one of your 8743 sisters instead!
by Wouldnt smash December 1, 2019
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Alex is a fucking bully, he almost made me cry and kashoot myself
Ashlee: Alex

Alex: bye
by Alexhurtme August 18, 2019
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He is a gay kid that sits on people and tries to be funny by being nasty. HE is abusive and likes to tackle other people.He usally dances in front of people drunk and died by jumping off a cliff.
by udeh April 9, 2019
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Alex is a boy with bigger tiddies than Namjoon but not wonho. He is addicted to Kpop. He is a nerd.

He has long dark brown hair and has dark brown, almost black eyes. He has tan skin and he is average height. He is an average looking human.
by CuteUnicorn17 June 5, 2019
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Packers fan came to the giants parade with giants gear, what a alex.
by michael3ray October 8, 2016
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A pussy ass bitch. He has a small dick and small vagina. He fucks his cats like he fucks his sister hard and fast. He also is a stinky cunt who likes hentai and wont shut the fuck up.
Look at that ugly cunt he must be an Alex

See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex

That hobo looks like an Alex
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A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
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