pulling an ashley

when you say you might do something but you absolutely will not do it

she’s not showing up. she’s pulling an ashley

by sailorrrrrrr September 5, 2018

Shit in my asshole

When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole

SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE SELINA GOMEZ

by Niggajuic May 2, 2019

Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

by Is that so? May 13, 2019

4 ringed asshole

Audi driver

That 4 ringed asshole just cut me off

by Skyji December 14, 2019

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020

IRA(Irish republican asshole

When you are having sex and shove a pipe bomb in a British woman’s ass and detonate it making an explosion of cum and blood

You should try the IRA(Irish republican asshole) I shoved a bomb in her ass and it blew my dick to pieces!

by IHateTheBrits May 23, 2022