slaughter mouse

Son of a rat

1.Hey
2.nah shut up you a slaughter mouse

by Gueko October 17, 2020

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Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl

I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.

by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025

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Fancy Mouse

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus

John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."

by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010

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The two mice were in the creme, the first one drowned, and the second one ket struggling until it vhurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk. So it didn't walk on water, but it did make it out of something that was liquid, until it could walk on solid ground again.

One thing is certain when all else seems uncertain if you don't keep struggling, you will be the mouse that drowns. You sink or you swim intil you can walk again, and once you can walk again, you start to have options of what to do and what not to do. Life is worth losing, so the worst case scenario is you end up the mouse that drowns or geys sick. Is that really the horror story the media tries to make it seem to be?

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

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