gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.
by pinjer October 01, 2018
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carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week
by jessica1# February 09, 2010
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icky ball

when a vein in the scrotum becomes blocked up or twisted and the testicle becomes shrunken and mushy feeling
Molly was totally beating my meat till she noticed my icky ball and started dry heaving.
by salad tossa March 09, 2008
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Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.
I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.
by Bonkaroons January 30, 2020
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ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.
Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.
by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017
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Ball Gruff

Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.

Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.
Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly

Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.
by Jarl Balgruff December 29, 2011
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blade ball

shitty p2w roblox game based off genji ball
person 1: i love blade ball you should try it!!!

person 2: no its bad and why do you stink

person 3: wdym i have 600+ wins and wdym i smell great

person 4: dies of smell
by ohiogyattrizzlergladiator October 22, 2023
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