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stoner cult

If a stone can't talk or think then it can't physically have any racism, predudice, controversy, sexism, ect. Thusfore stones are the best known objects. REJECT HUMANITY BECOME A STONER
Dude: man humans suck I'm gonna get high
Stoner :don't be a stoner join the stoner cult
by The_real_SBG January 5, 2021
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You, most likely.
If you searched this up, you're probably a stoner just like me, high as fuck and seeing how many of these definitions apply to you.
by СукаБлять February 22, 2025
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stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.
Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."
by cmike April 14, 2022
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sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
by MrZaza September 1, 2023
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stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021
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Stoner Dog

Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass
Reese stop being a little bitch you fucking stoner dog.
by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019
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Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
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