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Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!
by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020
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Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.
I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.
by Salad checker October 2, 2020
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Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.
Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.
by Cincio April 8, 2017
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Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 8, 2017
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plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.
Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.
by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017
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Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.
Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!
by tbelllanc October 31, 2017
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Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.
by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017
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