Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock

“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean

by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022

beans-bite

An obnoxiously large bite usually used when mooching food off of somebody

A beans-bite pisses almost everyone off

Beans: "hey dude can i have a bite?"

Cole: "alright but don't take a beans-bite"

.....

Cole: "asshole"

by hatredtrain May 10, 2010

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Box of beans

Heaven in a box

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃

by Poppy poop April 27, 2021

Smol Bean

The people who bully you in Royale High and say you look like a Barbie/Slender

Don't be fooled by their short stature or their ugly hoodies and poor people accessories, these girls/boys are VICIOUS.

My sister: Oh wow did you see that Smol Bean over there?
Me: Yeah..they're so ugly and had the nerve to call me a Barbie..smh.

by Gracemeow January 24, 2021

idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011