Halo 1

The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol

Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-

by Real Paper Boy o April 8, 2019

2-1

When two friends gang up on the other

"Last night Sarah and Esteban decided to go 2-1 with me so I stopped talking them. It's their second time doing this to me."

by Jadadoll August 27, 2015

December 1

Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.

Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?

by Samuel Lilly December 1, 2019

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

December 1

🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard

FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.

by local chicken nugget November 12, 2019

December 1

National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.

“Yo bro wanna fuck? “

“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”

by Fun ;) November 2, 2021