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Nerd Vice

A specific hobby or task that a person (nerd or not) engages in that is particularly nerdy. Usually used to describe their main or only nerdly occupation.
Bill - Hey Jay, you up for some D&D action?
Jay - Naw man, I'm gonna stay home and watch Return of the Jedi.
Bill - Yeah, I forgot that Star Wars is your nerd vice.
by Cody E. March 28, 2007
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Nerd Pouch

A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.

The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.

Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
by FalconDEW December 15, 2010
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nerd lounge

A small room with no windows where 95% men congregate to study. or attempt to study. This room consists of computers that don't always work all the time. and the most productive thing anyone gets done is using facebook.
Don't call it the nerd lounge, its the computer lab. cause otherwise we will loose the nerd lounge.
by Metricman March 19, 2009
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Nerd Murmur

The noise intelligent people make while talking together.
University challenge. The NERDs debate the question while making nerd murmur.

Look at those nerds over there. I can’t understand a word of their nerd murmur.
by Sparkyrio May 29, 2022
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nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.
After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.
by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021
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Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.
Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.
by Islandfarm March 5, 2012
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Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.
Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall
by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010
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