Trump’s 9-11

One of 45’s more recent appropriations of an event as of 9-11-19 due to his reliable capacity to allude almost exclusively to himself when it comes to others’ tragedies or losses.

I’ve begun this solemn day by posting a highly attractive shot of me and the First Lady, who's incidentally wearing Carolina Herrera, looking out toward our fabulous New York City skyline and so I’ve decided, after today, to proudly rename the whole ordeal “Trump’s 9-11” to commemorate and memorialize my special Presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

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January 11, 2024

The day 9/11 will officially become funny, as all tragedies become funny after 22.3 years.

I can't wait to start telling my best bin Laden jokes on January 11, 2024.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. June 9, 2011

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June 11

Grace Yokais birthday. And you know it’s going to be an awesome party. People always wants to go to graces party’s. To get high and drink.

“I wish I was cool like grace”

“I want to go to graces party but she didn't invite me”

“Everybody is talking about June 11th”

by Aesthetic dorito May 27, 2019

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11 year old

Somebody who was born in 2010 if they are in the year 2021. No need to insult them, you can't change their age.

A: haha look at that 11 year old. He's such an idiot.
B: So?
A: He's Underaged LMAO
B: What are you gonna do? Change their age you dumb sausage?

by whendidiaskeduropinion May 29, 2021

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11:59 p.m.

A time used to avoid disambiguation of today/tomorrow when dealing with midnight.

Me: I need you to finish this before Friday 11:59 p.m.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.

by ryantheleach April 24, 2018

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