pull ur shorts down

the disapproving statement ur mother gives u when leaving ur home

me: says literally nothing

mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??

by dopeteens July 6, 2019

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

pulling a saram

leaving you on delivered for 20 hours every day and having sex with her ex after every party

girl 1: omg she so pulled a saram last night

girl 2: she got with her ex again??????

girl 1: ugh she’s pulling a saram to me rn

girl 2: she’s leaving you on delivered again???

by wpistoute November 21, 2021

Pulling a Fanni

Lying about getting dicked down by a married person.

Old girls husband caught her "pulling a Fanni". Her cell phone was full of nudies and dirty talk.

by GaryTHATGary February 25, 2024

Pulling An Andrew

Getting high off grenadine and eating nothing but jits kibble

He said he’s only ever had three shirley temples and eats balanced meals, but I know he’s pulling an Andrew!

by Supercajafrajalistuhexpealidos March 27, 2022

Pull a Monzer

Kissing a man until his bollock turns blue and explodes

Don’t pull a monzer with your date tonight

by Burslemsam April 10, 2024