Pulling an Em

Making people feel sorry for you while being a piece of absolute shit.

em: omg guys can u console me
OP: stop pulling an em

by Oddtoddlers April 18, 2021

Pull a DJ

When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.

Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.

by TheEmcee June 5, 2013

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries

Did he pulling a saggy pants?

by gay-er-son June 12, 2022

Gotta go pull a frasier

You gotta go poop

I gotta go pull a frasier

by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022

pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks

What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie

by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013

pull a carroll

have intimate relations in a small street at night

god, i’m so horny, i really wanna pull a carroll

by frogscore January 7, 2022

pulling a jumbie

masturbating whilst flacid

i was bored last night so i started pulling a jumbie

by mattdawg96 June 30, 2011