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by DrFuck February 10, 2024
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Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.
-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
by Dubzak May 28, 2019
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prada me

be grateful for me, be fucking appreciative of me
i don't care cause you should prada me cause when im fucking gone im gone
by Tabatha R. August 8, 2023
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River got me

by RiverGotMe June 10, 2020
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me

What kind of a dumb ass searches up this oh I did
me: hi
Them: dumb ass
me: true true
by hfskhjkhjhjkshsdkaj November 10, 2020
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025
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