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-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”
-mike
-“can you spare some change bro?”
- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”
-mike
-“can you spare some change bro?”
- hell naw don’t mike-me bra
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Get the me mug.When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
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"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
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