Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do

You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

balls

a big funny haha joke that 6th graders laugh at when they hear it.

gavin: yo ethan
ethan: yes, gavin?
gavin: balls.
ethan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

by FreeBagelsPlease May 7, 2022

fortnite-balls

a term used to describe porn for nerds that dont just say the word out loud

'hey have you heard of "fortnite-balls"'
'yeah, i saw it on the internet yesterday'
'but i had to pay for it ):'

by sebas27 November 17, 2022

Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Logay Balls

Logay balls is a man is willing to try everything to rape you with his big fat body(normally very strong( strong enough to manhandle you) and slow)

"Somebody help logay balls is going to touch me!"

"COME HERE LITTLE BOY I WANT TO THROW MY WHITE STUFF ON YOU!!!"

by Logay you know me December 1, 2023

Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"

Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016