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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
mugGet the Jerk-wad ball touchermug.

Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.
by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022
mugGet the Monkey ballsmug.

wanna play some fall ball

"wanna play some fall ball" is a term used to express wanting to jump up and down falling like a ball with another human being
"Bro wanna play some fall ball?" *jumps with aggression*
by bigbeanball August 16, 2022
mugGet the wanna play some fall ballmug.

Balls To Soup

At the moment everything is about to go to shit. And/or: Right before you have to make a crucial, important decision.

Similar to:

- At Crunch Time
- When Push Comes To Shove
- When The Pedal Hits The Metal
- Gun To My Head
Balls to Soup, i would have to admit i prefer my oldest child.
Balls To Soup I realised that I wasted so much of my life.
Balls To Soup I'm sure some people will survice a global nuclear winter.
by anonymous April 22, 2025
mugGet the Balls To Soupmug.

balls

when Arctix gets fucked by tree monsters
this is balls
by kocko pelle July 6, 2017
mugGet the ballsmug.

Ball pit

Two men scissoring so their balls dance joyously around together (like in a ball pit)
I'm feeling playful. Do you wanna ball pit later?
by ProfessorAsk September 28, 2025
mugGet the Ball pitmug.

Nigga balls

Why is it called burger king? Why not nigga balls?
by Itsukii December 23, 2021
mugGet the Nigga ballsmug.

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