lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals

The girls whole crew was a cock surfer

by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023

Cock Supply

When a girl is so hot she can have any guy.

Rodger: Dude she is so fine
Steve: Dude she has cock supply

by DankieDank December 14, 2009

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021

cock bum

CUNNNNNT

FUCK YOUR A GAY COCK BUM

by Graham ezzzzza October 29, 2019

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

Cocks

Croc socks

I like your cocks

by Cat burger October 3, 2019