A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
by Blackfat August 17, 2018
Get the Alarm Cockmug. 
Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.
You are a cock-arse.
by Adam DeNovo August 12, 2019
Get the Cock-arsemug. S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016
Get the Cum-cockedmug. That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso May 29, 2018
Get the Cock smugglermug. by Cock witch April 29, 2020
Get the cock witchmug. 