cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.

Stop being a cock witch

by Cock witch April 29, 2020

Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

soft cock

mason tull

mason has a soft cock

by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019

Cock hole

Where the cock goes.

Need to put this cock in the cock hole.

by Fly Felix February 27, 2022

Cock Boggling

When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.

Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"

by The Evil Dorito March 26, 2016

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

cock

an animal, commonly used as british slang. another word for penis

he has a big ass cock!

by omgimsogay! April 6, 2023