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Bitch cock

A woman with a proverbial cock that's bigger than a guy's
by emg67 January 16, 2017
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Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.
WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?
by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020
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Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
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cock all

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021
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Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.
Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."
by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017
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Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.
"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"
by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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