Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.

Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."

by sethro57 January 16, 2024

Auburn-Syndrome

This syndrome allows you to sweep the driveway and drink 10 pounds of Dr. Pepper a day.

That stupid ginger kid has Auburn-Syndrome.

by Aidan Glover November 18, 2016

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are physically above elliot in any and every situation no matter the reason or cause

Gabe- "i love you"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

NTMY Syndrome

Originated from the webtoon 'Nice To Meet You' - This Is a 'syndrome' In which there Is a love triangle, and the love Interest you thought was the second one Is actually the main love Interest.

^ This happens because readers of NTMY thought Daze was the male lead and Wyn was the second male lead; but the ending has made us discover Mew and Wyn actually ended up together, making Wyn the male lead, and Daze the second.

Person A: "I hope this one webtoon ends up having NTMY Syndrome.."
Person B: "Yeah, me too! They deserve to end up together."

by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn November 15, 2023

Perpetual bitch syndrome

Perpetual bitch syndrome is when a male loses all of his masculine characteristics due to severely low testosterone levels. Someone suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome will undoubtedly cruise through life as spineless, weak-willed loser who only can find a small and dim lit happiness either in the bottom of a bottle or from their ugly slag partner that is barely an excuse for a woman.

Man 1: “Dam Tony acts a different after he got his new girlfriend” Man 2: “Its pretty sad, he's unfortunately suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome.”

by Fjewojwbruaisnxxb January 3, 2024