Person: Yo I'm a liar so I think I'm gonna pull a l0rd.
Other person: Don't pull a l0rd! If you do, you have cancer.
Person: Oh alright then I won't.
Other person: Don't pull a l0rd! If you do, you have cancer.
Person: Oh alright then I won't.
by NOT0666 February 8, 2021

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"
"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."
"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."
by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.
by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025

by Norman402 March 8, 2007

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

A term originating on the main-line
1.V- To have joke go way over your head, only to get it 30 seconds after anyone else
2.V- To then lean sideways in your chair after getting the joke
1.V- To have joke go way over your head, only to get it 30 seconds after anyone else
2.V- To then lean sideways in your chair after getting the joke
by murderleg July 30, 2016
