dontknowhowtoshutup syndrome

When someone doesn’t know how to shut or says some random stuff out of nowhere

MeHey shadi
Shadi: hi my friend likes you
Person:really
Me:no
Shadi:yes he does
Me:sorry she has dontknowhowtoshutup syndrome

by Big swag boy 67 August 22, 2019

Olly Lewis Syndrome

A rare gentic discorder that mutates an extra locus of q.12 on eukaryotic chromosome 12. This mutation causes the afflicted to become unnaturally funny in every way conceivable. No known cure has been found but scientists are investigating patient zero: Kieran Nixon for information

That guy is a real olly lewis syndrome

by strokesnjokes January 12, 2021

Hoskinson syndrome

The sudden need/urge to buy ADA after listening to Charles Hoskinson talk for a period of time.

“I was supposed to buy groceries today but came down with a severe case of Hoskinson syndrome.”

“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”

by Liamtskinner March 1, 2021

Up-syndrome

A person who is seriously ugly to the point no one wants to look at them without protective goggles.

That guy has up-syndrome, he’s such an uppy

by Lickle bump February 25, 2022

irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts

Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?

by razvanovicio September 20, 2022

Nordislord Syndrome

The hysterical belief that you’ve been wronged.

Symptoms may include:

1. Overthinking
2. Violent Outbursts

3. Calling someone’s family member a fucktard

I think I caught the case of nordislord syndrome.

by Eleudbd June 19, 2021

Suave Syndrome

the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)

Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.

by swadium September 16, 2011