cock

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by dickINmyAsss November 4, 2020
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Flying cock drop

Is when you clime up on the dresser and jump of on your waiting gf and hoping to hit the right spot
I tried the flying cock drop and I hurt myself kinda bad
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !
Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “
by Local mi1f February 10, 2022
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Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018
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