When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
by Pulkmog December 20, 2009
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Pronouns used by closeted gay men to locate other closeted gay men. Or by femboys to locate other femboys
“Their pronouns are Big/Cock.”
“That’s pretty gay.”
Or
“Hi my pronouns are Big/Cock!”
“Oh so you want me to fuck you senseless while you wear a hermione hogwarts costume.”
“That’s pretty gay.”
Or
“Hi my pronouns are Big/Cock!”
“Oh so you want me to fuck you senseless while you wear a hermione hogwarts costume.”
by Andy_2012 June 2, 2021
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by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022
Get the National cock and ball torture day mug.- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022
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