Chunky bum sex

Pouring out of date milk into your girlfriend/boyfriends asshole before having violent anal sex

I had chunky bum sex last night

by Chunky anal July 1, 2022

Sex

Something very good but something I will never d

I just had sex

by Big virgin 69 July 2, 2022

Sex

When a mommy really loves a daddy they... yea no not explaining it. Listen kid go to your parents room and you'll see first hand how you happened

Sex is something 10 year-olds search up on a dictionary to make themselves horny. Get off and go get a girl irl.

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022

sex

What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole

Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.

by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022