Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022

Pull A Fritzy

1) To Drop your ciggerette more than four times in one sitting.

2) To attempt Anal Sex with a woman

1) Oh shit i pulled a Fritzy.

2) Damn bitch i'm finnin to pull a Fritzy!

by Norman402 March 8, 2007

Pulling a Carter

Surrounding yourself with bisexual people but being straight yourself.

Wow you really were pulling a carter back at the pride March today.

by YARCLOCK April 2, 2021

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

Pulling a loza

Where you end up liking a boy and dating them and end up dumping them stupidly when you think they don’t like you still!

Loza: Oh no I just dumped my boyfriend.
You: why?
Loza: Idk?
You: Did you just do a pulling a loza?

by Ilikechocoauethshx November 6, 2019

Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

Pulling a Loreto

In honor of Nora Loreto's virtue signalling on the back of the Humboldt Broncos bus tragedy. Pulling a Loreto is an attempt to piggyback or hijack a public mourning for ones own means. In the case that this is named after Loreto tweeted in solidarity with the victims, but then inserted a backhanded comment negating her shows of support by showing how her issue should get more resources and that it was inherently unfair the the Humboldt tragedy had united so many people behind it (especially with social media presence and donations).

Pulling a Loreto or Pulled a Loreto

Hank really pulled a Loreto when Stella's baby walked for the first time at the party and he yelled 'Look at how I can juggle'

Of course certain tragedies get more attention than others, but why does Cora always have to say 'Whatabout this inequality or this obscure loss of life that is far more of a signal that our society is unfair'

by GrizzleBot May 27, 2018