cock waffler

when you shove your cock up someones bum bum nd you waffle around to get it in properly

i gave her a good cock waffler last night

by Cock waffler October 14, 2019

Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

big cock

josue.

when u see a josue yk they got a big cock (juicy too)

by Juanito the 3rd February 5, 2022

cock spaz

cock spaz

she gave me a cock spaz when i nutted but she sucked my soul out.

by abcitsnotme December 6, 2018

Strange Cock

A cock that is not one’s own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!

by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024

cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

Lead Cock

Lead Cock is what happens when you inhale, ingest, or otherwise intake lead into your body, and having it result in you losing your ability to have an erection. Hence the name Lead Cock.

"I told tommy to hold off on soldering, told him those fumes would give 'em lead cock, and it did"

by TF3 Confirmed February 9, 2021