by marcinr June 06, 2014
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.
“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”
“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
by Marshal Watson March 31, 2023
Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
by Unkindestpluto March 31, 2019
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
by waahoooooo December 24, 2021
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 08, 2019
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
by Anus annihilator June 03, 2023