Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.

Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”

by _Asher_ November 20, 2020

November give your hoodie

November 30. Give a girl a hoodie national day.

November give your hoodie. It’s freezing cold outside and she needs your hoodie? What are you waiting for

by bigmanthings1 November 30, 2020

If your suffocating, just breathe.

Wise words. Listen to me.

If your suffocating, just breathe. : It means to stop freaking out while you slowly die and just calm the fuck down and breathe.

by Insert random letters here December 4, 2020

Suck your dick backwards

When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t

Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you

by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 6, 2020

Your Love (Deja Vu)

One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!

Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!

by Razitionary December 11, 2020

Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Crawling inside your bellybutton

Someone who wants to literally be their significant other/friend/acquaintance. They constantly need to be touching you or around you, and if they don’t see you for a day, they complain about it. If someone they like to be around hangs out with other friends without them, they also complain about it. They are obsessed with quantity over quality.

“Dude Chelsea is crawling inside your bellybutton lately”

“Why is your friend acting like she/he wants to literally be you? She’s/He’s crawling inside your bellybutton”

by User123sike456 December 20, 2020